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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
thatrandombatgurl
aconissa

sam really told frodo ‘it’s me, it’s your sam. don’t you know your sam?’ and yet homophobes are still out there thinking they’re allowed to enjoy the lord of the rings. idiots

homelandsexual

Sam when Frodo wakes up from a coma:

“He ran to Frodo and took his left hand, awkwardly and shyly. He stroked it gently and then he blushed and turned hastily away.

‘Hullo, Sam!’ said Frodo.

‘It’s warm!’ said Sam. ‘Meaning your hand, Mr. Frodo. It has felt so cold through the long nights.’“ (225)

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Sam to a sleepy Frodo after they’ve been traveling with Gollum for a while:

“If we’re caught napping, Stinker will come out on top pretty quick. No but what it would be safe for you to have a wink now, master. Safe; if you lay close to me. I’d be dearly glad to see you have a sleep. I’d keep watch over you; and anyway, if you lay near, with my arm round you, no one could come pawing you without Sam knowing it.” (714)

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Sam watching Frodo sleep:

“Then as he kept watch Sam had noticed that at times a light seemed to be shining faintly within; but now the light was even clearer and stronger. Frodo’s face was peaceful, the marks of fear and care had left it; but it looked old, old and beautiful, as if the chiseling of the shaping years was now revealed in many fine lines that had before been hidden, though the identity of the face was not changed. Not that Sam Gamgee put it that way to himself. He shook his head, as if finding words useless, and murmured: ‘I love him. He’s like that, and sometimes, it shines through, somehow. But I love him, whether or no.’“ (659)

imtheannoyingfriend
bettedavisgf

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ciccinacirce-deactivated2022042

Cause we can hear all of your internal monologues that even you don’t listen to, and we chatter hysterically to drown out the noise of your hatred for us (plus feeling everybody else’s feelings for them all the time is like doing emotional speedballs). We can’t help it, so just shut up and hate us like you always do since we can hear your thoughts anyway (you have that nose ring ‘cause your mother didn’t love you, but we love you, we have to)

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